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Amie: What are you doing next Monday?

Me: I not know why?

Amie: That you tents do you do a good deed?

Me: ?

Amie: is the annual blood Canadiens. I wanted you to come with me!

Me: I thought you were terrified of needles? You never wanted you to be vaccinated against H1N1 because of it??

Amie: Exactly, if we get together it gives me an excuse to go. You'll be able to donate blood, while I cruise the players!

Me: ...

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Movember

I left at Fuzzy Brossard Monday. I know, I'm Such A Loser. But when your best friend climb your balcony because you do not answer his calls (I have too much school!) Per violation and returned to you so you are not reachable , you do not have much choice of accept.

Me: I would say the average age of clients Fuzzy like 30 years.
You: WHAT? YOU'RE CRAZY! IT'S FULL OF MINORS AT FUZZY!
Me: Yeah I know dear readers, but it's November, there's mustache everywhere! That older man that my friends!
You (puzzled):??
Me: What? You are reliving a bad movie Tom Selleck for two weeks and you thought it was normal?

Movember , it means nothing to you?

mistake, I totally agree to support the cause of prostate cancer (prostate GB GO!), But there are far more effective ways to support this cause: donate.

Tips

In all women frencher stiff and stuffed for a replica of Chuck Norris, avenge you and your store Schick Quattro for Women for the rest of the month.

To all people who are not able to have a mustache worthy of that of Rollie Fingers, are you saying that it could be worse, you could have as much facial hair that Sidney Crosby (ie say ... None!)

In this sweet month of Movember, I want to finish this text with a tribute to George Parros, Anaheim Ducks. That player of 28 years should be an inspiration for all these wannagrowamo !

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Hahaha I laughed

For those who do not know who is Larry Smith, he is the President of the Montreal Alouettes, but he , announced his resignation a few days ago.

For those who do not understand the link with the Canucks

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I went to see a match Redmen this week, the hockey team at McGill University. Without wishing to offend the infrastructure the school and team organization, but it's not hard you League of OAU! (Ontario University Athletics) is far from the U.S. college hockey or Major Junior ...

Findings

• Attendance: 43 people ... Even Peewee BB Ste-Therese manages to have more people in their platforms

• I have re-inflate my tires out of the game ... The parking is Garnotte then y ' at least 15 potholes (ostrich nests) that separates the cabin toll and the arena.

• The arena is so poorly ventilated that whenever a player was ditched, I had a draft stock of hockey which I passed under the nose

• Mascot is so old it looks like she has spent the last five years in a hockey bag

The level of play: I'm not saying the college players are bad hockey, but game of Midget AAA and Junior is more interesting to watch ... The passes are rarely on the pallet, guys shambles on the ice and they are not able to create a game, be it offensively or defensively. And that's not to mention the goalkeeper of the opposing team ... I can even call it the butterfly style; Y'avait more like a squashed skunk on the edge of the 20 minutes he was so often on his stomach into his net. When it made the Goaler clears the puck the blue line (it's not jokes Y'avait if not his pads the ref would have taken him for a third def would then wedged punishment for too many men on ice !). In addition, since the guys have no right to fight, it retracts into short-lived band then it will load fields at every turn. Oh and guys are ben ben good for making slap shot, but once two puck ended up in the stands.

Conclusion of my evening at the arena McConnell: I do not know what's their secret ... but cursed their popcorn is good!

* Sorry for the many anglicisms and terms in English ... But admit it gives me credibility, eh? hehe

* Mea culpa to all college players in this league, my goal is not to discredit your talent, but only stress that this is not a league where the best of you to make to your full potential!

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To all the girls who mourn the departure of O'Byrne (3-4 waitresses Buona Notte's) ... Here is a brief overview of the player they got in return

Michael Bournival, 18

Who's crying now? ;)

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Speculations ...

facebook status a player Carabins UdeM: Its gonna be U.S. vs. Them ... Final point!

The departure of Marc Santerre bar rifles he left a bitter taste in the dressing room? All indications are that the players have not said their last word ... After all, no players, no rifle!

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A roommate a little naive

Yesterday I was enthusiasm to finish a paper when my roommate returned from an evening quite watered ...

roommate tipsy: HEY I managed to find you an interview!
me with a bottle of jack? you sweat the fort!
roommate tipsy: BEN NO! With a hockey player
me??
roommate tipsy: I met a guy tonight, he played for the cane something!
me The Canucks?
roommate tipsy: ouiiiiiiiiii ... I cruiser and gave me his number and I told him that my roommate had a blog on sports! He told me it would please him!
me I do not think it is with me he really wanted a head to head ...
roommate tipsy: Well no, it looked really helpful!
BEEP BEEP
roommate tipsy: OH I just got a message from him!
me 3.30am ... he wants his interview early
tipsy roommate: Oh ...
me What?
tipsy roommate: Yeah bin finally I think the interview is an excuse ...
me: hahahahaha

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Tribute to Miss Miller

I rummaged through my old emails to find a job I once did in college, then I came across this: I sent an email the author's site lehockeypourlesfilles . The woman behind the screen, gave me her passion to write about sports.

I never knew why she had stopped writing on his blog, but I wanted her to know today that it has inspired in some way, my way of writing.

Dear Miss Miller,

I'm in love ... First time it happens. When I look, I have butterflies in the stomach, the heart that beats and I laugh at each of its oh-so-funny jokes! The famous shots-of-sight! I'm not me, love on the internet. I always laughed at those who fell madly in love with a screen, be it a''special edition''mac or pc beautiful''flat screen''; To those who say, not tonight I do not go, I go to the net with my CyberLover, or even worse, those that are''in a relationship with ... the amourdemavievirtuellequejairencontréensurfantsurlenet''. Yes, we can say ... LOSER (with a big L of course)! I'm caught in the game, the game of seduction written. It may not seem anything like that, it looks to others. It is no more beautiful, have done better. But once I started to dwell on its content, that is where my heart BING BANG BOOM completely (like BIG BAD BRUINS !)...

In fact ... I'm in love with lehockeypourlesfilles.wordpress.com! You have one of those feathers ... ! I could continue to compliment your talent (because OH YES ma'am, you have everything in one!), But it is only trying to''substantially''synonymize ... You're gifted''squeal!''

My dream of one day working as a sports journalist, in my profession and my livelihood. I always had a Chantal Maccabee idol, but now my dream match that Miss Miller!


, Montreal, 20.

Following my email, she replied:''I will try to be worthy of it. Chantal you say surely also: Believe in yourself, working hard.''Miss Miller

She will never know how this sentence will have been the beginning of my journey to what I aspire and tends to be .. . Thank you Miss Miller