Tuesday, September 28, 2010

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When girls go on the cruise ...

I went back to my best friend at his job yesterday. We had not seen for a week because Brown was to miss the big game body Cuban sun. So I decided to go for a drink in downtown Montreal. I landed, not concerned with my attire: T-shirt-jeans-scarf: Apparel fine for the University, but very bad choice on this occasion ... because now I find myself in a glamorous evening, where cognac and champagne flowing stream. Skirts too short courtship with the clothes and ties. Brief radar location: I'm in the middle of a party of pre-season for the Montreal Canadiens. Few player is missing ... From Subban to Spacek; Pulashaj of Gomez. The scene is beautiful to see cons, we feel a complicity in this team ... Recruits mingled with the veterans and the taps in the back come from all sides. I had the impression of watching a show where prohibited are presented below the Canadian. I merely observe that this merger seems to have this team off the ice.

Well now that I've touched with my intro to the team spirit that reigns in the Canadian this season, talking about what really interests you ...

A good party would obviously be incomplete without the presence of these ladies ... Acottée at the bar, I took the time to analyze each of the girls present at the party, trying to expose their strategy. (I was not interromput often in my contemplation of the art of flirting ... I remind you dressing I had on the back) After an hour, I could easily classify damsels in five distinct categories:

The slut
No doubt the of SSEUS , to paraphrase the band Jersey Shore, she's DTF (Down to f ***) and languid wandering hands, prey easy for a lazy guy ... not need to have hands When you've got yourself a front Goaler easy to score

block ice
It does not look and chin so high that she probably does not see the ceiling. the hard-to-get par excellence. She sips her glass of pink , proudly wearing his air I care less for. But when a player approaches her, wink and blow mane. She will not walk away empty handed, she will
same right to pick first .

The persistent
By far the least attractive of the lot. One that goes most often to the toilet, to strut in the hope that one of them grip. They flirt with everyone, like a speed dating continuously. She will be there until the last tour and eventually into the arms of more drunk.

The girl fun
She dances with no future, laughed heartily and drink with everyone. She has this joie-de-vivre that turns every head. She is not afraid of ridicule if it is not the macarena dance training, she is playing at the bar quicéquicalesabièreleplusvite. It need not be 36-24-36, charm him enough to fan the flame of most of these guys.

The''good girl''
It will push all the guys to make them believe it is like no other. Throughout the evening, she will refuse any advance, claiming that it is not a girl one-night. Warning for rivals: The good girl is the most dangerous ... While you're at the toilet spirit to get a touch and beauty, she quietly slink away with your conquest, swearing that this is the first time.

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Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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''ring ring''
Me: Yes hello?
outraged Amie: I believe it!
Me: What?
Amie shocked: Your article on the puck bunny ...
Me: It's funny huh!
Amie shocked: No ... It's not funny! Just because I slept with four hockey players and I did Big Brother I'm a puck bunny
Me: I was hoping you not even relax, it's just jokes ... my stories are fictional!
Amie relieved: Okay, excuse me, what are you doing tonight?
Me: I do not know why?
playful Amie: I go to the pantry, Parra that players go eat there after the game!
Me: ...

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Warning to guys

The guys I talk to you seldom ... But then the season starts and I assume that many of you will go tonight at the Bell Centre to see the game with a girl for your first date ...

WARNING here are 5 signs that your date is not a fan of hockey, but is a puck bunny:

1-She brought a sign PRICE MAKE ME A BABY
2-His profile picture on Facebook is it panty in a Canadian jersey and has a photo album''me''and hockey players
3-She made a reality TV
4-She who found the tickets and you're sitting in the players' wives section''''
5-She keeps screaming''GO''Lapierre GO!





If you still have doubts about whether your date is a real fan of hockey ... Go shootout: Ask him three questions:

1-according to you Jacques Martin will he score more than 20 goals?
2-Do you think that Gill will become the No. 1 goaltender?
3-Do you think they will put the Kostitsyn brothers on a line?

If you answered yes or no to one of three questions ... I think you have your answer!

xxx girl behind the mask