Wednesday, September 22, 2010

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Warning to guys

The guys I talk to you seldom ... But then the season starts and I assume that many of you will go tonight at the Bell Centre to see the game with a girl for your first date ...

WARNING here are 5 signs that your date is not a fan of hockey, but is a puck bunny:

1-She brought a sign PRICE MAKE ME A BABY
2-His profile picture on Facebook is it panty in a Canadian jersey and has a photo album''me''and hockey players
3-She made a reality TV
4-She who found the tickets and you're sitting in the players' wives section''''
5-She keeps screaming''GO''Lapierre GO!





If you still have doubts about whether your date is a real fan of hockey ... Go shootout: Ask him three questions:

1-according to you Jacques Martin will he score more than 20 goals?
2-Do you think that Gill will become the No. 1 goaltender?
3-Do you think they will put the Kostitsyn brothers on a line?

If you answered yes or no to one of three questions ... I think you have your answer!

xxx girl behind the mask

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